Evaluering av farenivå etter siste terroraksjoner

Utflyttet · 30-11-2006, 15:23

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The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'. Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to a 'Bloody Nuisance'. The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and the French that are on a heightened level of alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shout loudly and excitedly' to 'Elaborate military posturing'. Two more levels remain, 'Change sides' and 'Roll around on the ground'.

The Germans also increased their alert state from 'Disdainful arrogance' to 'Dress in uniform and sing marching songs'. They have two higher levels: 'Invade a neighbor' and 'Lose'.

Seeing this reaction in Continental Europe the Americans have gone from 'Isolationism' to 'Find another oil-rich nation for regime change'. Their remaining higher states are 'Attack random countries (ideally those without any credible military)' and 'Lie to the British for help'.

The Australians thought about doing something but have decided that their security level of 'She'll be alright mate' is enough.

-A

Someone · 30-11-2006, 16:31

LN-KOG · 30-11-2006, 16:34

Og den danske: "Gi meg lige en bajer til"

Superhai · 30-11-2006, 16:49

Her til lands gjør vi som EU vedtar.

Someone · 01-12-2006, 00:05

Quote:

Originally posted by LN-KOG

Og den danske: "Gi meg lige en bajer til"

Vel så lenge ikke man øker til "2 bajere og en gammel dansk før frokost" føler jeg meg trygg

30-11-2006, 15:23	#1
Utflyttet Ute på tur Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Bergen, Norway Posts: 10,012	Evaluering av farenivå etter siste terroraksjoner Info for de som skal ut å reise: International Security States The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon though, security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'. Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to a 'Bloody Nuisance'. The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was during the great fire of 1666. Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide'. The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'. The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability. It's not only the English and the French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shout loudly and excitedly' to 'Elaborate military posturing'. Two more levels remain, 'Change sides' and 'Roll around on the ground'. The Germans also increased their alert state from 'Disdainful arrogance' to 'Dress in uniform and sing marching songs'. They have two higher levels: 'Invade a neighbor' and 'Lose'. Seeing this reaction in Continental Europe the Americans have gone from 'Isolationism' to 'Find another oil-rich nation for regime change'. Their remaining higher states are 'Attack random countries (ideally those without any credible military)' and 'Lie to the British for help'. The Australians thought about doing something but have decided that their security level of 'She'll be alright mate' is enough. -A

30-11-2006, 16:31	#2
Someone ScanFlyer Inventory Global Moderator Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Hvalstad Posts: 67,220	Re: Evaluering av farenivå etter siste terroraksjoner __________________ Upcoming flights - JUL: OSL-ZRH (SK) SEP: OSL-BGY (DY) OCT: MXP-OSL (SK) Since 1/1/2006

30-11-2006, 16:34	#3
LN-KOG Osapanga chipongwe Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Hjemme Posts: 8,380	Re: Evaluering av farenivå etter siste terroraksjoner Og den danske: "Gi meg lige en bajer til" __________________ *Better On A Camel* across Africa, than *Sit And Suffer* across the North Sea.

30-11-2006, 16:49	#4
Superhai ScanFlyer Rusty Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 5,483	Re: Evaluering av farenivå etter siste terroraksjoner Her til lands gjør vi som EU vedtar. __________________ “I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on earth. Then I ask myself the same question.”

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