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> The old man and his pond
> An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He > had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice-- picnic tables, horseshoe > courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped > and fixed up for swimming when it was built. > > One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he > hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five > gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. > > As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. > As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping > in his pond. > > He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. > One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" > The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim > naked or make you get out of the pond naked." > > Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators! |
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good one
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