Flyprat - Morsomme advarsler fra US of A

Leste på vgnett om årets sprøeste, og kanskje dummeste, advarsel i konkurransen Wacky Warning Label. Her er et lite utdrag. mer finnes på Wacky Warning Label Enjoy:colgate:

A label on a baby stroller warns: Remove child before folding
A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns:Harmful if swallowed
A popular scooter for children warns: "This product moves when used."
A nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material cautions: "Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device."
A flushable toilet brush warns: "Do not use for personal hygiene."
The label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in "blending, whipping, chopping and dicing," warns: "Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating."
A digital thermometer that can be used to take a person's temperature several different ways warns: "Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."
A household iron warns users: Never iron clothes while they are being worn
A label on a hair dryer reads, Never use hair dryer while sleeping
A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.
A smoke detector warns: Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.
A massage chair warns: DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns,Do not drive with sunshield in place
An Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter cautions, Do not use near fire, flame or sparks
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use while sleeping or unconscious
A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: ;Do not use as a ladder.
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, Do not eat toner;
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: Not intended for highway use
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users:May irritate eyes
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.;
A snowblower warns: Do not use snowthrower on roof.
A dishwasher carries this warning: Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: Caution - Risk of Fire
A box of birthday cake candles says:DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.